Waking Up Early

#1
I love waking up at 6am, seeing the sun rise, breathing the the crisp air etc. Unfortunately, I am also f*cking lazy and can barely manage it, and as I'm now a civilian (saying that is like poking a wound- pain you can't stop enjoying) I have no Badge, batman or moustachioed steward to help me out. And my wife's even lazier than I am. Any tips?
 
#2
I love waking up at 6am, seeing the sun rise, breathing the the crisp air etc. Unfortunately, I am also f*cking lazy and can barely manage it, and as I'm now a civilian (saying that is like poking a wound- pain you can't stop enjoying) I have no Badge, batman or moustachioed steward to help me out. And my wife's even lazier than I am. Any tips?

Drink more the night before..... you'll wake up at a more normal time of the day.
 
#4
get a telly with a built in timer and a recording of the sunrise. you can get up at the crack of noon and still see the sunrise.
If your desperate for a badge try sending one of your crayon drawings into Blue Peter.
You could order a copy of ' gay boys in bondage' you'll likely find a moustachioed steward in that.
 
#7
Stay up all night drinking and catch the... What was you called it? Sun-rise? Before you hit yer pit.
 
#8
Set your alarm for silly'o'clock, enjoy the fun of waking up and realising that you have another three hours till get up time, roll over and go back to sleep, enjoy.
 
#9
Develop a raging crystal meth habbit.

Then you get to see as many as 3 or 4 sunrises and sun sets in a row before you completely crash and then sleep for 3 days.

The downside to prolonged Crystal Meth use however is that you end up looking like Sluggy.
 
#10
Get up at sunrise, by all means. And after it's risen, go back to bed, have a wank/bother the missus and then get up lunchtime and get yourself down the pub.



Well, that's my Saturday sorted.
 
#12
Set your alarm for silly'o'clock, enjoy the fun of waking up and realising that you have another three hours till get up time, roll over and go back to sleep, enjoy.
Thats ace, Ill usually set my alarm for 5 and keep having more zonk courtesy of a repeat alarm evey 15 minutes.., feel right as rain even if I've had a session.
 
#13
Drink loads the night before,wake up with an early morning piss hard-on,slip one leg off your birds pyjamas and bum her until she cries into the pillow.

Then kick her fat lazy arse out of bed to draw back the curtains and make your breakfast whilst you enjoy the sunrise sipping a brew
 
#14
I'm exactly the same, I read that Oliver Cromwell swore by the mantra,

Early to bed and early to rise,
Makes a man healthy and wealthy and wise.

Also a warty-faced cunt I suppose. Anyway, that's by the by, I've always felt that it was a worthwhile thing to be up at the crack of dawn ;-) and the older I get and the faster time seems to go by, it's becoming necessary just to fit more into a day than scratching my arse, reading the paper and drinking a cup of coffee. My problem is that I also like to potter about into the wee small hours so my natural pattern, given the chance, is to let bedtime and getting up time slip progressively further back.
However I also heard- on the length of time one should sleep- this pearl of wisdom;

Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, eight for an idiot.

Which doesn't help in overcoming the dreadful phenomenon of 'bed gravity'.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
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#15
that monastery thing, 7 times a day for prayers and contemplation - does having a wank count for that? if so then its not so different to being on sangar stag.
 

mercurydancer

LE
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#16
Waking at dawn? Just wait. it will be autumn and winter soon. Dawn will be at a socially acceptable time and you need not stress yourself at getting up to see it.
 
#17
Usually to bed around 22:00, asleep by 23:00 and awake again by 03:00 ready to ponder life, the universe and everything. Dutifully listen to Loved One's olympic nasal efforts and Darth Vader impressions for an hour or so and eventually get back to sleep about 05:00, only to be awoken again by Loved One's jumping energetically out of bed to start the new day around 06:30. Eventually get back to sleep again only to be dictated out of bed around 08:30 so it can be aired (all that farting) and, if on the appropriate day, so the sheets can be changed.

Usually need an hour or so's sleep around 13:00 as well.
 
#18
Up at 5am today, very nice too. Housework done before 0630. Once past the equinox I'll go for a lie-in till the spring, not fond of winter mornings.
 
#19
that monastery thing, 7 times a day for prayers and contemplation - does having a wank count for that? if so then its not so different to being on sangar stag.
You do get to use bit of old rope for a belt so there would be little change for you if you came from Norfolk.
 
#20
Develop a raging crystal meth habbit.

Then you get to see as many as 3 or 4 sunrises and sun sets in a row before you completely crash and then sleep for 3 days.

The downside to prolonged Crystal Meth use however is that you end up looking like Sluggy.
Start on the coke spliffs and Viagra around midnight, you can go like a belt fed Wombat until the pubs reopen
 

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