Waiting Room

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  1. The Waiting Room*

    This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why
    you are there, and you have to answer in front of otherswhat's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.


    There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists youtell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
    patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way
    this old guy handled it.
    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
    approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Canyou please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'

    'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.


    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't
    come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'



    'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.



    The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some

    embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have

    said there is something wrong with your ear or something and
    discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'


    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a
    room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'


    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.


    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'


    ' There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
    had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'


    I can't piss out of it,' he replied.


    The waiting room erupted in laughter.


    Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
     
  2. :D I like ha
     
  3. An original gem!! :D
     
  4. Yep its a Gem