He will come running with open arms after that literal masterpiece thinking the fruit of his loins is maybe a Doctor or Barrister.
I'm hapy the litle skrote issnt mine offsrong.
Looking at this things other posts, it seems he is a genuine chav, joining up and asking questions, which is showing some ingenuity , but still has to learn that in the Army good communication (and therefore literacy) is a required skill.

Or I may be a mong and he's putting in the background work for a decent Wah.

(I can't be a mong, look at all the big words I have just used so early in the morning!!!)

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