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Wage increase.

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Filipino maid asked for a pay increase.
Wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise .
She asked: 'Now Julita, why do you want a pay increase?'
Julita: 'Well, are three reason I want increase.'
The first is, I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Julita: 'Your husband, he say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Julita: 'The secon' reason, I am better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Julita: 'Your husband, he did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'Third reason is, I much better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Madam...the gardener, he did.'
Pause---
Wife: 'So how much do you want?
 

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