Wage increase.

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  1. Filipino maid asked for a pay increase.
    Wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise .
    She asked: 'Now Julita, why do you want a pay increase?'
    Julita: 'Well, are three reason I want increase.'
    The first is, I iron better than you.'
    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
    Julita: 'Your husband, he say so.'
    Wife: 'Oh.'
    Julita: 'The secon' reason, I am better cook than you.'
    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
    Julita: 'Your husband, he did.'
    Wife: 'Oh.'
    Maria: 'Third reason is, I much better lover than you..'
    Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
    Maria: 'No Madam...the gardener, he did.'
    Wife: 'So how much do you want?
  2. She appears half way through when your pissed. :oops: