Filipino maid asked for a pay increase. Wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise . She asked: 'Now Julita, why do you want a pay increase?' Julita: 'Well, are three reason I want increase.' The first is, I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Julita: 'Your husband, he say so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Julita: 'The secon' reason, I am better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Julita: 'Your husband, he did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'Third reason is, I much better lover than you..' Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Madam...the gardener, he did.' Pause--- Wife: 'So how much do you want?