WaaaaHayyyyy, It's Lipstick's Birthday

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Lifesaver, Jun 26, 2003.

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  1. Happy Birthday Trout

    Have a great day!
  2. Here's your Birthday Kiss, MMmmmmmmwhaaaa !!

    Hope you get everything you want.  May I ask how old??

    (Lifesaver, have you any tan marks?).
  3. Errrrrr... whose Lipstick???  oh sod it....... Happy B/day anyway. all the best!  :)
  4. Are you that old your innards have begun to hang out ;D(Mrs Prolapse)

    Happy birthday you baggy old mitten ;)
  5. Sorry, didn't know and missed it too....

  6. Thanks from lippy XXX
    I lost a couple of days since (hence the no replies before)!!! Oh Lordy I wish alka selza did what it said on the tin  ;D

    Baggy old mitten eh? hmmmm...... might just suprise ya one of these days MDN and mail you a pic... (on second thoughts wouldnt want you cleaning up your keyboard so soon after ORG's visit)

    Lipstik<<<<<<<<< is never drinking again  ;) Well not until tonight. It is sunday today isnt it? Oh goody lol.
    And no Gunny you may not ask how old but my bus pass did run out a while back  ;D
  7. And he did it with his tongue.
  8. That was quick, even for YOU lol
  9. I'm always quick my dear, Mrs ORG complains like fcuk about it ;)
  10. So I read.......

    Eh up the pubs have kicked out  ;D
  11. ORG would have to visit first to break you in, you can't go straight into driving a spanking performance car when you have only had an few Fiesta's and Allegroes.

    ORG is somewhere between with a rusty old crate that someone took a small  amount of pride in a decade ago ;D

    However, just because I am blessed with a spanking velocopede doesn't mean it doesn't back fire, spit and fail to start now and then :-[
  12. Happy Birthday Sweetie!  ;D
    Enjoy! ;D


  13. Hope you had a great day. Sorry I missed it.