W@nking Ideas

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Fed up with lying back and trying to remember when Mrs B&T looked good.

Any inspirational idea's?
 
#2
Try closing your eyes and using the other hand to do it with, it feels like someone else is holding your todger, works for me every tiiiiiimmmmeeee, ah that's better.
 
#4
At 12 midday on a baltic Tuesday in January? You don't need any inspiration mate, you sir, are a god amongst men!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
redsquirrel said:
At 12 midday on a baltic Tuesday in January? You don't need any inspiration mate, you sir, are a god amongst men!
I thank you Sir. Kids at school and bugger all on TV.

1157, if she needs a toothpick I'll give you a shout.
 
#8
B_AND_T said:
redsquirrel said:
At 12 midday on a baltic Tuesday in January? You don't need any inspiration mate, you sir, are a god amongst men!
I thank you Sir. Kids at school and bugger all on TV.

1157, if she needs a toothpick I'll give you a shout.
For her wheelie bin teeth? I'm not fcuking Ron Jeremy!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
codename1157 said:
B_AND_T said:
redsquirrel said:
At 12 midday on a baltic Tuesday in January? You don't need any inspiration mate, you sir, are a god amongst men!
I thank you Sir. Kids at school and bugger all on TV.

1157, if she needs a toothpick I'll give you a shout.
For her wheelie bin teeth? I'm not fcuking Ron Jeremy!
What bloke are you fucking then?
 
#10
B_AND_T said:
Fed up with lying back and trying to remember when Mrs B&T looked good.

Any inspirational idea's?
Non at all,
And I wish to be no part of this ! Was caught red handed at 08:30 this morning, rod in hand, thrashing away to Boysfood, have e mailed her 4 times at work and phoned !! No reply !! Am half expecting bags packed, on doorstep, silly f*cker forgets that I caught her at it with the shower head in the hotel in Goa !! Squatted down blasting away at herself :D Fireworks tonight in the Reni household !!
 
#12
B_AND_T said:
redsquirrel said:
At 12 midday on a baltic Tuesday in January? You don't need any inspiration mate, you sir, are a god amongst men!
I thank you Sir. Kids at school and bugger all on TV.

1157, if she needs a toothpick I'll give you a shout.
Not that you appear to need any advice but, at times like this, I find smearing my manhood all across Fearn Britton's smiling face on telly does the trick. Now that's what I call a 'Plasma Screen TV'!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
joey_deacons_lad said:
Look at some gay porn if you want a change the sight of two hairy men farting * into each others mouths may provide the thrills you seek
Eeerrrmm, no thanks! Your Jarrod arn't you!
 
#18
B_AND_T said:
joey_deacons_lad said:
Look at some gay porn if you want a change the sight of two hairy men farting * into each others mouths may provide the thrills you seek
Eeerrrmm, no thanks! Your Jarrod arn't you!
FFS man up! You claim to be bored but you can't even fight your way to spaffing through hairy man porn!





Dissapointed.





Hermer.
 
#19
I suppose these will recieve a complimentry O2 tag as i did for posting pornography links or was i singled out for a pointless purpose? maninblack :wink:
 
#20
you could always sick on your wilkins for 30 minutes, then proceed..it feels like your jacking someone else off. a most interesting experience.
 

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