Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Jan 6, 2009.
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Fed up with lying back and trying to remember when Mrs B&T looked good.
Any inspirational idea's?
Try closing your eyes and using the other hand to do it with, it feels like someone else is holding your todger, works for me every tiiiiiimmmmeeee, ah that's better.
Mrs B & T looks better with my c*ck in her grid.
Hope this helps.
At 12 midday on a baltic Tuesday in January? You don't need any inspiration mate, you sir, are a god amongst men!
Maybe a photo of Mrs B & T made airtight, although the vid is MUCH better!
I thank you Sir. Kids at school and bugger all on TV.
1157, if she needs a toothpick I'll give you a shout.
For her wheelie bin teeth? I'm not fcuking Ron Jeremy!
What bloke are you fucking then?
Non at all,
And I wish to be no part of this ! Was caught red handed at 08:30 this morning, rod in hand, thrashing away to Boysfood, have e mailed her 4 times at work and phoned !! No reply !! Am half expecting bags packed, on doorstep, silly f*cker forgets that I caught her at it with the shower head in the hotel in Goa !! Squatted down blasting away at herself Fireworks tonight in the Reni household !!
Not that you appear to need any advice but, at times like this, I find smearing my manhood all across Fearn Britton's smiling face on telly does the trick. Now that's what I call a 'Plasma Screen TV'!
Look at some gay porn if you want a change the sight of two hairy men farting jizz into each others mouths may provide the thrills you seek
Eeerrrmm, no thanks! Your Jarrod arn't you!
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