W@nking banned - official.

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#1
In an interview on Radio Four's Today programme that paragon of virtue Blind Pugh was asked about the so called FASBOs or Foetal ASBOs, the latest plan by His Imperial Majesty Emperor T. Bliar to serve ABOs on teenage mothers.

Blind Pugh was quite adamant that there were several contributing factors to these dysfunctional families, all which were to be tackled.
These included,
The Adulterous Minister said:
...underachivement in education, drug abuse, teenage pregnancy, self abuse, lack of self esteem...
I'm keen to find out how they plan to do this, could it be a conspiracy to increase the number of surveillance cameras or will all teenage boys have some sort of speed detecting bracelet on each hand ?

Will these WASBOs become a badge of honour or of shame ?





Edited to correct Blind Pugh's quote.
Dontcha love the 'listen again' facility ?
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#2
Do you remember self-winding watches? Fit one to a tag on the right (or as appropriate) wrist. Any yoof caught wearing one of these watches that is actually ticking, gets nailed.

Simple.
 
#3
AlienFTM said:
Do you remember self-winding watches? Fit one to a tag on the right (or as appropriate) wrist. Any yoof caught wearing one of these watches that is actually ticking, gets nailed.

Simple.
What if they use the other hand?
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
Mr_Bridger said:
AlienFTM said:
Do you remember self-winding watches? Fit one to a tag on the right (or as appropriate) wrist. Any yoof caught wearing one of these watches that is actually ticking, gets nailed.

Simple.
What if they use the other hand?
He'll be so tired from trying to achieve his aim with the wrong hand that he'll be knackered and off the street. Problem solved at two levels. Or put a tag on each wrist. Is a solution (if you'll pardon the pun) that hard to see?
 
#5
I friend of mine (snigger! :p ) has been w@nking 2 or 3 times a day since his mid teens and has no intention of stopping now - he had a successful army career and is now a very successful civvy. Shall I tell him he went wrong somewhere?
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#6
The-Daddy said:
I friend of mine (snigger! :p ) has been w@nking 2 or 3 times a day since his mid teens and has no intention of stopping now - he had a successful army career and is now a very successful civvy. Shall I tell him he went wrong somewhere?
I had the snip in 1985. The RAMC Sergeant told me I'd need to pull the head off teddy regularly to make sure the vasa deferentia got cleaned out.

He never rescinded the order.
 
#7
AlienFTM said:
The-Daddy said:
I friend of mine (snigger! :p ) has been w@nking 2 or 3 times a day since his mid teens and has no intention of stopping now - he had a successful army career and is now a very successful civvy. Shall I tell him he went wrong somewhere?
I had the snip in 1985. The RAMC Sergeant told me I'd need to pull the head off teddy regularly to make sure the vasa deferentia got cleaned out.

He never rescinded the order.
I have the tall blonde bird from accounts give me a hand from time to time. :D
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
hansvonhealing said:
....wonder if it's true that it makes you go blind?
I always close one eye - just in case.
 

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