I wouldnt trust you lot with my dog let alone my daughters, now back away very slowly.......
And I'd wager you are a humourless troll who needs a good seeing to in order to remove the corn cob you obviously have stuck up your arrse.Moodybitch said:Nice retort, sadly very wrong.
I'd wager I'm not the only one sick and bored sh itless reading "the usual" suspects dribbling shite.
If you're not living on the edge, you are taking up far too much room old boy!indoubitabley said:Oh dear.
I think the_Cad has left himself open for a hell of a lot of abuse there.
I'm relatively new on this site, and even I know who not to fuck about with.
Next time, The_Cad, why don't you ask Frenchperson about the news, send a Valentines card to Chubb, or blindfold yourself and give MDN some Vaseline, a bottle of popper, and a bucket of sand?
They'd sell for twice that amount if they were genuine SAS/Marine/Para/Delta Force w*nk wipesThe_0ne said:
No, I think you will find you were the only one to do that. Glad you were not in my platoon! Still, compo is one of the reasons I am a vegetarian.dance_with_the_devil said:The old ration tin sausages escapade..
Remove centre sausage, reline with your baby glue then replace sausage.
For those of us old enough to remember tinned compo that is....
Never accept a compo sausage ever again..
Me i only eat egg Banjos now....