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I wouldnt trust you lot with my dog let alone my daughters, now back away very slowly.......
 

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scotlass said:
I wouldnt trust you lot with my dog let alone my daughters, now back away very slowly.......
Is your dog relatively attractive? Is it female? :p
 
old_fat_and_hairy said:
scotlass said:
I wouldnt trust you lot with my dog let alone my daughters, now back away very slowly.......
Is your dog relatively attractive? Is it female? :p
Does your dog have a pulse?

:p
 
scotlass said:
Yes the dog is female she is a real bitch....
Does she do it doggy then?
 
Are you intending to clog up every fcuking thread with your innane one line posts?

Someone poke her ffs, maybe then we won't have to read her desperate crap and your desperate replies.
 
Not getting it then Moody? I can't say I'm suprised.

Even arrse members have their limits.
 
Nice retort, sadly very wrong.

I'd wager I'm not the only one sick and bored sh itless reading "the usual" suspects dribbling shite.
 
But when everyone stops dribbling shite, ARRSE gets very quiet during the day.
 
Moodybitch said:
Nice retort, sadly very wrong.

I'd wager I'm not the only one sick and bored sh itless reading "the usual" suspects dribbling shite.
And I'd wager you are a humourless troll who needs a good seeing to in order to remove the corn cob you obviously have stuck up your arrse.

Take a break moody, you don't have to be a miserable cow every day of your life hun!

:D
 
The old ration tin sausages escapade.. :wink:

Remove centre sausage, reline with your baby glue then replace sausage.

For those of us old enough to remember tinned compo that is.... :wink:

Never accept a compo sausage ever again.. :lol:

Me i only eat egg Banjos now.... :wink:
 
Oh dear.

I think the_Cad has left himself open for a hell of a lot of abuse there.

I'm relatively new on this site, and even I know who not to fuck about with.

Next time, The_Cad, why don't you ask Frenchperson about the news, send a Valentines card to Chubb, or blindfold yourself and give MDN some Vaseline, a bottle of popper, and a bucket of sand?
 
indoubitabley said:
Oh dear.

I think the_Cad has left himself open for a hell of a lot of abuse there.

I'm relatively new on this site, and even I know who not to fuck about with.

Next time, The_Cad, why don't you ask Frenchperson about the news, send a Valentines card to Chubb, or blindfold yourself and give MDN some Vaseline, a bottle of popper, and a bucket of sand?
If you're not living on the edge, you are taking up far too much room old boy!

I laugh in the face of danger.. stick ice cubes down the front of Moodybitches T shirt and fart on her pillow as she sleeps..
 
Why spend good money on wnk wipes when you can just pilfer incontinece pads from your local old peoples home.

Unused ones are the best for purpose of course.
 
The_Cad said:
Why spend good money on wnk wipes when you can just pilfer incontinece pads from your local old peoples home.

Unused ones are the best for purpose of course.
Poof

Used sanitary towels are also acceptable
 
Used sanitary towels are just Sooo last year though crabby.

Real men use old colostomy bags!
 

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dance_with_the_devil said:
The old ration tin sausages escapade.. :wink:

Remove centre sausage, reline with your baby glue then replace sausage.

For those of us old enough to remember tinned compo that is.... :wink:

Never accept a compo sausage ever again.. :lol:

Me i only eat egg Banjos now.... :wink:
No, I think you will find you were the only one to do that. Glad you were not in my platoon! Still, compo is one of the reasons I am a vegetarian.
 

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