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Vulgar female behaviour

Joker62

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Jethro is the stage name of British stand-up comedian Geoffrey J Rowe, based in Lewdown in Devon. Rowe was born in March 1948 in St Buryan, a village in west Cornwall. Wikipedia


Ah, Jethro :mrgreen:
 
True dit, Ladywood turn out to alarms at 3 am ish, bollock off down Broad Street, slam anchors on. Two firelighters jump off, pick the pissed up chubster who is asleep in the middle of the road, drop her on the pavement, jump back on the truck and carried on.
 
Kate Adie in her recent acceptance speech in having been made a 'fellow' or some such title of BAFTA, remarked of her embedment ( snigger....) with UK ground troops during Gulf 1.
She commented that surrounded by 43,000 troops in a landscape bare of trees and bushes she had to get on with nos 1&2's. The sisters cheered.

Not withstanding that some 40% of that audience would have paid good money to piss in view of 43,000 troops, Katie chose to airbrush the lasses spread across the logistics, medical and signals on the same ground, out of the picture.

Now that speech mi amigos, was simply ..........vulgar.
 
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Cutaway

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Kate Adie in her recent acceptance speech in having been made a 'fellow' or some such title of BAFTA, remarked of her embedment ( snigger....) with UK ground troops during Gulf 1.
She commented that surrounded by 43,000 troops in a landscape bare of trees and bushes she had to get on with nos 1&2's. The sisters cheered.

Not withstanding that some 40% of that audience would have paid good money to piss in view of 43,000 troops, Katie chose to airbrush the lasses spread across the logistics, medical and signals on the same ground, out of the picture.

Now that speech mi amigos, was simply ..........vulgar.
She's a big fan of several things vulgar, mostly Kate Adie.

Apart from, as you rightly said, marginalising every other doris in theatre, she's got form for reinvention and changing views on how a splitarse reporter should comport herself.

Who cares, she's made her dosh and will probably go on to earn more.

Not our department.
Pugnamus, vicerimus, permanebimus.
(Or something like that.)
 
True dit, Ladywood turn out to alarms at 3 am ish, bollock off down Broad Street, slam anchors on. Two firelighters jump off, pick the pissed up chubster who is asleep in the middle of the road, drop her on the pavement, jump back on the truck and carried on.

Got a call that one of the packers at a DZ where I was operating had been beaten up by an ex GF's new bloke. Piled into an old Kombi to rescue him and perhaps get in a bit of fisticuffs, and raced into the 'burbs where the incident was alleged to have occurred.

Came screaming around a corner and drove over his recumbent body in the middle of the road. Decided to laugh off the fisticuffs and instead loaded the mess in the back of the van and took it to A&E.

He recovered. Fortunately no bad breaks but he was a bit tender for a few weeks.
 

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