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A Frenchie posted this on Facebook, it's supposed to be funny:
Now British English will have only 3 vowels A I O....
as it has left E U .....
Now British English will have only 3 vowels A I O....
as it has left E U .....
It isn't.
Well, he did say it originated with a damned Frog. In France the EU is called the, er, UE...Even better, looking at the thread title, the OP is dyslexic to the extent that he can't even get the two letters E and U in the right order.
50/50 chance - you win some etc.
No need for that. In case of troublesome Frenchies, I always keep a few photos on my phone. One shows doughty British Tommys kicking Frogs off the lifeboats at Dunkirk in order to make space for other British Tommies.I think you had to be there to get the full nuance of the joke.
You could then have plunged both thumbs into his eye sockets.
The French joke that I would most like at the moment would be a physical comedy involving you being choked to death with a French thesaurus whilst having your anus fed like a fois gras goose with the flotsam of a Marseille trawler.A Frenchie posted this on Facebook, it's supposed to be funny:
Now British English will have only 3 vowels A I O....
as it has left E U .....