Have you voted yet? Did the 3 weirdos handing out ballot papers look at you funny? How are you going to avoid the election coverage?
Not going to. The day we get to vote on the ***** who pull these twats' strings I certainly will. Chance would be a fine thing. Remember: whoever you vote for and whoever gets in, they're glovepuppets for the same hands.
Plantymajor reports hostile crowds with red balloons and scrawled messages at all polling booths including college.
It's pissing down btw
And we posted our ballot days ago.
[PEDANT]Voted 3 weeks ago (postal vote)
So many vote via the post these days (around 40%) that the presiding officers know who is going to win before the actual day.
Of all postal votes issued, 85.8% were included in the count with 3.3% 'spoiled' and postal votes represented 1 in 5 (20%) of the count (votes actually cast).The Electoral Commission said:The Electoral Commission
- [For the General Election 2015] Almost 7.6 million postal votes were issued -16.4% of the entire electorate. This represented an increase of 1.1 percentage points and more than half a million more voters than in 2010.
Yep... postal vote here but all the way to the post box I was muttering "Two world wars and paid me taxes all me life, things ain't what they was no more".Pissing down? Thats bad for Labour, students won't vote.
Olds Cnuts will battle out in the elements just so they can say they voted in '17, because people had died on the battlefield, even though they themselves were born in the 50s.
Remember that your plan never survives first contact with the enemy! I am expecting your post tomorrow in the Emperor Mongs thread about how you never got to vote..........Cpl to Sgt's Promotion drinks first in Mess then speed away to home to vote !!!