Have you voted yet? Did the 3 weirdos handing out ballot papers look at you funny? How are you going to avoid the election coverage?
Plantymajor reports hostile crowds with red balloons and scrawled messages at all polling booths including college.
It's pissing down btw
And we posted our ballot days ago.
[PEDANT]Voted 3 weeks ago (postal vote)
So many vote via the post these days (around 40%) that the presiding officers know who is going to win before the actual day.
Of all postal votes issued, 85.8% were included in the count with 3.3% 'spoiled' and postal votes represented 1 in 5 (20%) of the count (votes actually cast).The Electoral Commission said:
Yep... postal vote here but all the way to the post box I was muttering "Two world wars and paid me taxes all me life, things ain't what they was no more".Pissing down? Thats bad for Labour, students won't vote.
Olds Cnuts will battle out in the elements just so they can say they voted in '17, because people had died on the battlefield, even though they themselves were born in the 50s.