Ahhhh... Shit. It appears I have pasted some random junk in my poll options. I have also left out the "All singing all dancing gook killing hero with many medals to his name" option (probably wouldn't get that many votes anyway).
A pleasing end to a most wel-faught campaign for which you and your cohorts deserve buckets of praise. I trust you are going to pursue the para prat with the wonky widget with equal gusto. I have thoroughly enjoyed this and am now an avid arrsonist.