Fcuk it. I for one have had enough of the cnuts in the current government. My manifesto. Cheaper fuel. This will be obtained by invading Saudi arabia and taking over control of the emirates. British engineers got the fcuking stuff out of the ground for the tent dwelling wastrels in the first place ffs. I resent the strangle hold the keep on the supply. No more toadying to George W. Bush or indeed any US president. These colonials will be brought back to heel. My first action as Prime Minister will be to smack george dubbya in the chops. Tony Blair shall be appointed national jester and will be made to tour the nation wearing a silly hat and juggling rubber penises. Zero tollerence on crime. Police will have the power and discretion to be able to administer an on the spot beating to chavs, happy slappers, street crime, anti socail behaviour. There will be a drive to recruit more police particularly from the White Anglo Saxon protestant community. The british army shall be restored to the size it was (with regards the number of regiments) in 1815. Amalgamated regiments will be re formed. Eg. Highlanders will become Seaforths Gordons and Camerons. each regiment will have two battalions. the 2nd battalion being a National Service unit. More prisons will be built. The channel tunnel will be bricked up. Britain will not remain part of Europe but my aim is within twenty years to make Europe part of the british Empire. I'm for a united Kingdom. None of this celtic independance. It's all very well but not financially practical. That will do for starters. Now just as a PR excercise who would vote for me.