My manifesto contains fcuk all of any use! I promise to do Fcuk all! Except for the following 7 point plan! 1. Bring back capital punishment. 2. Suspend all benefit payments to all those classed as spongers. 3. Sever all ties with France. 4. Immigration will cease in most cases. 5. Prisons will be turned back into prisons (slice of bread a day etc). 6. Bonuses for bankers and MPs will be illegal. 7. Members of ARRSE will be employed as my cabinet. I have more in the pipeline, once i am well established! What is your manifesto?