The Titanic is never off the bloody television and now it's all over Arrse.
Why, Lord, did you afflict us with all this bilge?
VOICE OF THE LORD: "Because it's cheap telly. And everybody in Britain is related either to Tom Gussett, the tragic cabin boy or the equally tragic stoker, Wazzer, the Bootle Shoveller. Just remember .... a ship sank that day".
That was really well put together for channel 4, absolute minimum of grief whoring, just a very informative documentary about a load of blokes who stayed down below to make sure the leccy stayed on and the pumps were working.