Voluptuous = Fat Cunt

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PapaGolf, Jun 2, 2012.

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  1. She looks like a fat stripper from Newcastle!
  2. It's like 'bubbly'. Bubbly actually means fat and irritating.
  3. I'd be on Mariah Carey like a Viking raider on a Northumbrian nun.

    That is all.
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  4. I'll see your 'bubbly' and raise you one:


    Means a loutish, obese, alcoholic bitch with a high opinion of herself and a low opinion of men.
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  5. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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  6. Skinny women while at times easy on the eye if you secretly like teenage boys are no good for riding.

    You need a sturdy backstop.
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  7. I'd like to see her wearing just a thin film of sweat.
  8. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    from the look of her nipples, she's got cross-eyed tits.
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  9. ADVENTUROUS: likes anal

    ATHLETIC: no tits

    30 SOMETHING: 48

    FUN: annoying

    WILD: gets pissed off easily

    BEAUTIFUL EYES: face like a
    robbers dog

    husband is a nutter

    NEW-AGE: shaved fanny



    CURVY: fat cow

    LIKES EATING OUT: lazy fat cow
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  10. I thought ol' fatty Carey was dead.
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  13. Oh,c'mon,she's fat FFS,bit like J,Lo's arse,last time I saw an arse like that was on a camel,and about as appealing! ;-P
  14. I'd like to see her wearing a thin film of petrol. What a grotesque she is!

    That she'd get it goes without saying, of course. Standards are just a kind of flag.