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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by baldbof, Jan 2, 2011.

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  1. I'll pass on that one thanks
  2. Might save me the trouble of sending her a johnny full from a posh wank every week!:)
  3. Hmmm she's nearly a MILF and i'm happy to pass on some seeds of love;-)
  4. I'm in, as long as she wears an S10 (mmmmm).
  5. Oh alright, if I absolutely must. But no kissing.
  6. The wording will do nothing to quell the rumours she's a rug-muncher. :nod:

    I understand it that babies for non-hetro's is Sooooo in this Xmas
  7. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I remember her, she was the one who did the air miles scam on Watchdog a few years back. If she is a rug - muncher, I don't think anyone told the 'series of long term relationships' that she's had. I know there are a lot of gay men in Greece (Her Mum is from there), but even though the women do look quite scary, you don't generally see many Greek lesbians knocking about.

    Pass on this thanks.
  8. Not even on Lesbos?? :)
  9. £50, a good curry and some beers and I'll give her the best 30 seconds of her life, I may not even charge her.
  10. Not even with a barge pole.A very very long barge pole.

    PS Just Googled "Bradbury/celebrity/lesbian." Just going back to continue my vital research into this very important area.I may be gone for some time.
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    Well I'd definitely do the dirty deed.