Suggest in the pandemic she joins the Sweeney.I hope you can be gracious enough to remind everyone within a 300m earshot that you're a 'NHS worker' and as such entitled you to park like a complete twat anywhere you feel . . .
Like the fat care worker who parks in my street like she's decamping after a police pursuit. The fact she makes it dangerous to all residents or entering and leaving the Close (for which her 'client' doesn't even live) is overridden because she tells me that 'I'm a careworker' and she assumes it gives her super-über legal traffic parking powers.
She says she'll have me 'done' for harrasement purely for the fact that I keep asking her why she keeps parking illegally
Volunteering can still show expertise and good results. Take Josef Mengele, Brazil's finest abortionist and all round Jolly Good Egg.
Remarkable the number of land whales that you now see waddling about the place wearing NHS lanyards. How many of them have actually ever touched a patient is open to debate.I’m currently brushing up on my ‘piece to camera’ wrt YouTube video skills, with particular attention towards looking emotional. I envisage I’ll be suitably qualified to act as a viable stand-in for an NHS nurse pretty shortly.
I’ll also be available to “receive the clap” on behalf of any nurses unable to accidentally walk down their street at the nominated time,with an NHS ID lanyard or uniform proudly on display.
Who cares, let's get stuck into the **** anyway.
In the good old days, about 20 years ago, it was perfectly acceptable to have untrained dental assistants.
The work experience kid for instance would be hands on from minute 1.
Health and safety now means that they get to stand far away in the corner
Well, that nice Mr Johnson has promised that lockdown will be easing, that'll make it easier. I'm bulling my jackboots ready.I was just wondering if Bugsy was telling the truth when he informed us all that he was helping out the NHS due to his military medic skills gained almost 50 years ago.
Also, when are you going up to Nottingham to have a loud, embarrassing confrontation in front of all the other SWP pigeon shouters like you promised?
Nothing worse than doing a domiciliary visit to a care home and hearing the care worker say.
"No, Agnes, it's the dentist, put your knickers back on"
Got any jellies spare? Good plan BTWIf you were doing one of those simulator flights an instructor would throw loads at you. Start frothing at the mouth, pretend you’re diabetic, have a fit, fake a stroke and clutch at your chest. After having the diazepam shoved up your arse pick up your umbrella, tell them 4/10, must try harder.
Yes! In the context of the original question, I’d like a go at part time armed copper. Robocop would be down the Job Centre in days. If this comes off, buy into funeral homes and don’t be out in close proximity* to any group the Labour Party holds dear.Suggest in the pandemic she joins the Sweeney.