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#1
target, TCH and BLIAR,
mission to lull into a false sense of security, and, (holding breath trying to imagine this) skiff on live tv, imagine the look of horror from all and sundry and the sniggers. :twisted: :twisted:
any takers?
 
#2
I'm up for it but I will be tempted not to stop there. I'd skiff them, then........with a..........up their...............but I'd add a ..............and then a........followed by a damn good kicking :evil:
 
#7
Can't you just train a couple of chimps from Monkeyworld to get into the public gallery at the HOC or at the next session outside No10 and instead of purple powder get them to do what primates do best and lob their own shite at Tony Bliar and TCH :twisted: :lol:
 
#8
Ozgerbobble said:
Can't you just train a couple of chimps from Monkeyworld to get into the public gallery at the HOC or at the next session outside No10 and instead of purple powder get them to do what primates do best and lob their own shite at Tony Bliar and TCH :twisted: :lol:
No point. Look at Hutton and Butler. Nothing sticks. :cry:
 
#10
chimera said:
What's the pay like???
finacially crap,
but you would occupy and dominate the moral high ground, plus be talked about by hexi camp fire for decades to come.
even better, come conscription, skiff owt belong to euan :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 

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