Viz like top tips.

[CivvyPete]

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(Pedant hat on)
That's NOT the 10km crater that wiped out the dinosaurs. That's Meteor Crater, Arizona, just off Route 66. Amazing coincidence it landed so close to the visitor centre.
THIS is the one that destroyed the dinosaurs' ecosystem:

 

[Chef]

(Pedant hat on)
That's NOT the 10km crater that wiped out the dinosaurs. That's meteor Crater, Arizona, just off Route 66. Amazing coincidence it landed so close to the visitor centre.
This is the one that destroyed the dinosaurs' ecosystem: View attachment 664710

Are you saying all the dinosaurs were on holiday in Mexico when the meteor struck?

How unlucky is that?

 

[smartascarrots]

Are you saying all the dinosaurs were on holiday in Mexico when the meteor struck?

How unlucky is that?

They were indigenous.

 

[loofkar]

Are you saying all the dinosaurs were on holiday in Mexico when the meteor struck?

How unlucky is that?

that's what you get for not staying at home and supporting local predation.

 

[greenbaggyskin]

They were indigenous.

Really? I heard they were a bit dumb.

 

[Nemesis44UK]

Ladies - don't let fat shaming get you down!
Wear your optimistically named gym wear on the school run and let your beauty shine out from the overstretched fabric!
Every man likes an eyeful of your naked arrse, particularly the cellulite and rolls of rhino-like flesh as you waddle down the school!

Signed,

Phil Sick

 

[NSP]

Dear BBC Question Time,

If you are going to plant a stooge in the audience to rant about how Boris is causing him to have to skip meals to make ends meet then maybe give the gig to someone who doesn't look like they've never missed a meal in their life, eh...?

Yours, etc.

I.M. Notfollingferrit
Skepticness

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Dear BBC Question Time,

If you are going to plant a stooge in the audience to rant about how Boris is causing him to have to skip meals to make ends meet then maybe give the gig to someone who doesn't look like they've never missed a meal in their life, eh...?

Yours, etc.

I.M. Notfollingferrit
Skepticness

Should be thanking Boris in that case for saving his life.
Maybe one of the hordes of NHS workers in the audience could advise him on eating cheaply and healthily?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Really? I heard they were a bit dumb.

Bit harsh on Mexicans!

 

[OllieReeder]

Monkeypox patients should avoid pet contact

Gerbils, hamsters and other rodents could be particularly susceptible to the disease, warn experts.

www.bbc.co.uk

Genuine, this one. Keep hamsters and gerbils away from monkey pox patients.

I hope they are not being judgemental about lifestyle choices or making lazy assumptions about associated proclivities