God botherers, get a life.
It gets worse mateResidents of Hanoi, build wide pavements, not to walk on, but so you can park the worlds supply of scooters plus tables and chairs for everyone that sells fast food, which seems to be every other ******* shop.
Hanoi scooters drivers don't bother saving for your pension, the way you ******* drive you wont live to see your middle age.
Immigration officials in the Hanoi Airport make sure the cash machine is fucked and refuse credit cards at your counter when paying the 50 US dollars for the visa, that way you can do the foreigners a "favour" by accepting Thai baht at a 30% mark up.
I have recently found that a homemade badge simply saying "I do apologise, I have Tourette's" entitles me to call people c*nts and w*nkers with impunity on my rail bound morning commute. An additional benefit is being able to shout 'You'd get it' at random females (who would indeed get it) this now earns me a wry and indulgent smile, rather than the slapped face that I have been become accustomed to up to now.
A second top tip, is not to wear this fake badge when traveling with your wife, the face slaps tend to return.
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