Viz comic Characters

#1
Which Viz character do you identify with and why?

What would Viz call a squaddy character and what would be good storylines?
 

ADUX

War Hero
#2
I don't know about identifying with them, but i always thought the 'Vibrating Bum Faced Goats' were the most inspired characters ever.
 
#3
I always had a thing for Nude Motorcycle Girl
 
#6
#7
Roger Mellie the man on the telly. Pure class. The last line I remember him uttering was: "better get home and get the pig to push the hoover round and clean up a bit".
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
Can't remember which character, but he had a car that ran on monkey spunk and then on leopards fanny batter. It was like reading Shakespeare!
 
#9
I'd love to believe I have a few things in common with Raffles the Gentleman Thug, but in all honesty I'm a bit of an 8-Ace. No need to explain is there?
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#10
I've always had a soft spot for Farmer Palmer and the wayz of the cuntry. If we could track down a Nippobishi Trumper the chaps on the 4x4 thread would be happy.
Then there is Big Vern, what's not to like.
 
#11
'Roddy the squaddie' (He's always getting shafted) More DPM fun with the put upon one.

1)' Extremely bloody hell, its the end of the month and Ive spunked my money on drink and birds, PAYD ain't going to happen for a few days and I'm hungry.'

2) 'I know readers, I'll ask Trooper Cooper for a sub.'
'Sorry Roddie, I've only got 1.75 and the camp ATM takes that in charges. Why don't you see The badge man?'(saunters away hands in pockets, sniggering.)

3)'Good idea, he's a nice man, if a bit loud. I'll see the sergeant-major, he's bound to help out.'

4)'HO-HO RODDY, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY,TROOPER COOPER HAS A HEADACHE AND CAN'T GO OUT TO PLAY IN THE SANDPIT. TAKE YOUR KIT AND GET ON THE PLANE AND YOU CAN HAVE FREE FOOD FOR THE NEXT SEVEN MONTHS'

5)(In a sandy place)'Oh fuck readers! Boil in the bag 24/7. Shafted again.'
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
milli tant or everard eadbutt (pint of diesel please)
 
#14
The Brown Bottle, definitely one of the great unsung heroes of Viz.
 

Sixty

ADC
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#17
The Brown Bottle, definitely one of the great unsung heroes of Viz.
You'd have to fight Ord Sgt for the honour of identifying with The Brown Bottle. It'd be a hard scrap too what with all that sparring he does with lamp-posts.
 
#18
Can't remember which character, but he had a car that ran on monkey spunk and then on leopards fanny batter. It was like reading Shakespeare!
[No-wah]That'll be Mickey's Monkey-Spunk Moped...unless he's traded it in for a new car?[/No-wah]
 
#19
Can't remember which character, but he had a car that ran on monkey spunk and then on leopards fanny batter. It was like reading Shakespeare!
I think you mean Mickey & His Monkey Spunk Moped...
 

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