Visits

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  1. Where would you most like to visit and why?

    Where would you least like to visit and why?

    Who would you like as a visitor and why ?

    Who would you not like as a visitor and why ?

    Maybe you can guess I'm preparing to brief visitors - aaaaaaaaagh !
     
  2. Where would you most like to visit and why?

    The pistol nebula. It has a star that is 150 million times larger than our wn sun and is brighter than even that.

    Where would you least like to visit and why?

    France. Don't get me started.

    Who would you like as a visitor and why ?

    "Mad Jack" Churchill, to hear his war stories.

    Who would you not like as a visitor and why ?

    The French...

    Maybe you can guess I'm preparing to brief visitors - aaaaaaaaagh!

    Nope...
     
  3. Where would you most like to visit and why? - The Ilse of Sark, No road tax ;)

    Where would you least like to visit and why? Eastern Europe and the Middle East. Coz they're all fecking here already!!!!

    Who would you like as a visitor and why ? Kiera Knightley :D

    Who would you not like as a visitor and why ? Tony B Liar, Fat Tw@ Brown or any other hanger on from the useless fecking Labour scum that have sold us down the river...etc etc etc

    Maybe you can guess I'm preparing to brief visitors - aaaaaaaaagh !
     
  4. so how did your visit go, and what were their answers?
     
  5. Am in the middle of the visit - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

    3 teas, 2 coffees and a glass of water ....................
     
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  7. perhaps you shouldn't be on arrse then :)

    just in case they look over your shoulder...





    LOOK HERE FOR GAY PORN SURFING!!!
     
  8. 8O great now someone will Google "gay porn" and see www.arrse......
    and they'll come in their drove's

    ...least ad astra wont be alone
     
  9. like what you did there :)
     
  10. :omfg: ....told you before I walk right into stuff all the time :slow: :slow: :slow:
     
  11. yep.. grease CR up and he wont even notice you're there!!

    :D
     
  12. Hang on CR - get back in your closet - more on visits please
     
  13. how did the visit go? did they spot you surfing gay porn?
     
  14. The visit went well - ended in BBQ and lots of free beer - ah the life -
     
  15. OK - need another visit - this time where can I go ????