"Visitors" to ARRSE......

[seanbean]

Every time I log on to ARRSE the "Visitors" typically outnumber the "Members" on-line by 2 - 3 to 1. Why is this? Is it because:

- They are all journos hanging on our every word (thanks Independent et al.) looking for something for tomorrows copy?

- They are senior officers who want to know what's going on but wish to remain anonymous at all costs?

- Thay are some of life's voyeurs who do not want to enter into debate/dialogue with the "brutal and licentious soldiery" but, over who we exert some sort of fatal fascination?

Invitation to the "Visitors" - register and tell us why. Go on - I dare you!

 

[jest265]

and some are people who are registered but haven't logged in.

 

[stabradop]

and some who are just interested in the site but dont want to be a member. I looked for a couple of weeks before registering.

 

[seanbean]

Good point!

 

[Goku]

And some have multiple logon’s

 

[seanbean]

Guess we are still waiting for our first new recruit then....

 

[Awol]

There are also ghosts like me who are here, but are not on the list....

Woo Hoo...

 

[seanbean]

Thanks AWOL - I often wonder who the "hidden" members are (if it's an embarrasing personal problem I entirely understand!).

 

[seanbean]

This must be what it's like working in a recruiting office (or whatever they call it now)!

 

[seanbean]

There's still about 100 people looking through the window - no-one going to step inside?

 

[Dale the snail]

It would be nice if they popped into chat sometimes too. I am always nice.

 

[Praetorian]

and some who are just interested in the site but dont want to be a member. I looked for a couple of weeks before registering.

I looked for about a year before registering.

 

[seanbean]

Right you lot (about 130 of you)!

Step inside and join!

Free uniform/gun/waterskiing in Cyprus (all virtual)

Besides, I got to fill my recruiting quota before I go to bed (go on - you know it makes sense....)

 

[easy-wan-kenobi]

i dont log onto my username unless i intend to post.

when im surfing ARRSE i do it mainly in work time therefore its a shared computer... and i dont want the boss peering over my shoulder seeing EWK in the left title bar now do i? so a quick log in-post-and logoff is in order!

i remain in the shadows! muhahahaha!

 

[seanbean]

I give up! Obviously a lousy recruiter (can't imagine why: charm, good looks and almost inhuman sexual prowess).

Time to adopt the prone position: down, test & adjust.

 

[Dale the snail]

Ahoy, SeanBean (may I worship your avatar as much as I worship mine), the reason people "hide" on arrse is so they are not found out at work. I never log in from work, or play about on arrse from work, for the simple reason: someone would suss me as not actually being a fireman.

If you have any further queries, or do indeed look like Sean Bean (or Johnny Knoxville), please do not hesitate to contact me via PM.

Yours, droolingly,

Slug xx

 

[Devil_Dog]

Yours, droolingly,

Slug xx

Is that right?

Fecking cheater

 

[Jock_E_Shorts]

Invitation to the "Visitors" - register and tell us why. Go on - I dare you!

I will take the dare! After "lurking" on the site for a few months, I have taken the plunge and registered.
I find ARRSE to be very enlightening, and entertaining! Have had lots of laughs, and learned a few things. I will continue to "lurk", and will add my 2 cents worth, when I can.

 

[seanbean]

Congratulations JE Shorts! "Front and Centre"! Keep going and soon you will get a few of these highly impressive gongs....

OK, who's next?