Visit to the Nurse

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Saucyspice, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man went to see the nurse for his annual check up.
    She looked at him and said "I think you should stop masturbating".
    "Why?", he asked,
    "Well," She said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
     
  2. Howling with laughter :D
     
  3. In my "mental run through" he was already masturbating in front of her so i had to read it twice to get it :roll: