Visit to the doctor

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by hellbentharry, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy suffering with chronic backpain books an appointment with his GP. On arrival, the receptionist informs him that instead of his regular GP, Dr Kahn, he will be seeing a locum, a Dr Roberts.

    After a short wait he is called into the surgery where instead of his normal, middle aged, male doctor he is faced with a stunningly beautiful woman ofabout 28. Still in shock the young lady asks "Have you come to see me about your back, Mr Smith?"

    Quick as a flash, the guy recovers and replies no Doctor, I'm having severe discomfort with my penis and I'd like you to have a look at it.

    She tells the man to strip off and lie down on the consulting table where she proceeds to thoroughly examine his genitals.

    After 10 minutes she looks up from her ministration and states,
    "I've had a good look and I can't find anything wrong with your penis Mr Smith!"

    The man responds "I know, it's a fcukin' beauty isn't it!!!"