Virtual sex

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bossyboots, Nov 14, 2008.

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  1. A woman is divorcing her hubby on the grounds of him having 'virtual sex' via Second life. How can you have an 'affair' on a bloody computer game?? :?

    All is well though as apparently as she has met a new bloke on World of Warcraft 8O
  2. Virtual Sex... Bet his wife gets everything he VIRTUALLY has in the divorce!!

    Witty eh!
  3. Saw this on Channel 4 news earlier and looking at the pictures of the couple involved, t'is no wonder they resorted to starting an 'affair' 'cos they couldn't get a shag in a whorehouse.
  4. Hummm…

    Better not let the Mrs catch me with my hand otherwise I’m in the smelly stuff :roll:
  5. And as Thomo said...virtually divorced too Goku, although i suppose it rather depends on what the other hand is doing at the time :wink:
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Having seen the photos of their real wedding, and 'virtual' wedding, then fantasy beats reality every time.
  7. Apparently she hired a virtual private detective to find out what he was up to!?
  8. [​IMG]

    What a stunner (!) What made him divert his eyes? *Cough*
  9. She's special alright.
  10. FFS, who needs cartoons when you have it in the flesh.............lots of fuking flesh!!
  11. dear god...thats a real 20pinter

    what a horror 8O

  13. Nice skin...................................just too much of it!
  14. Poor saps..... Its hardly wonder they are the weight they are.... wow.... I had better not 'point the finger'.... I'm sort of 'large and cuddly' myself.... hehehe! :) :lol: