Virtual pig board game

#1
Right being currenlty single I've errm been browsing a few dating sites some of the women are well tidy but on certain sites they are as rough as any SCH out there.
So here's the game using only dating sites such as plentyoffish girls date for free etc lets see hwo can find the ugliest munter out there. points given for any corrospondance was well BTW no ugly people website entries etc:twisted:

Starter for 5,

44, from Feltham bet shes got them Ron Hill's in a drawer and bingo wings aplenty
 
#2
Bretta....

Coupla things chief....

a) what's wrong with them being ugly?
b) how did you get a photo of my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
 
#3
I met one, being single myself.
Why do they post 15 year old pictures? Do they think I`ll be so bowled over by her witty conversation and personallity that I wont notice since the picture was taken shes obviously spent 23 hours a day eating
 
#4
Sparky2339 said:
Bretta....

Coupla things chief....

a) what's wrong with them being ugly?
b) how did you get a photo of my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Your sister 8O ? Thought it was yer mum. :wink:
 
#5
SOme real horrors out there mate and your sister slipped the photo into my wallet PS can you ask her for my left arm back you see I had to chew it off and I'm desperate for a wank now
 
#10
Fablon and Bretta.. :D

Nice one I nearly choked on ma pizza!!!

Bretta - well, yer left arm mate erm... ma sister has rigged it up to 24v "snatch" battery and she's using it in her room. I've had to turn the TV volume up - I think she's removing wall paper from the sounds........

Fablon - pictures of my mother... MY mother are just for me, okay the lighting was good, the clothes very 70's and that copy of Rodox is no longer available.

Get yer own fotos of yer mum...

"I hear you mother..." sorry gotta pop into the Bates motel....
 
#12
I knew my virtual pig board would come in handy one day.

Try this one.
 

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#13
The Baldy Man!!!! Priceless!!

Much better in the Hamlet ads than the TV series... it was tosh
 
#14
I am a bad man, we all have a past......
 

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#15
Sparky2339 said:
Fablon and Bretta.. :D

Nice one I nearly choked on ma pizza!!!

Bretta - well, yer left arm mate erm... ma sister has rigged it up to 24v "snatch" battery and she's using it in her room. I've had to turn the TV volume up - I think she's removing wall paper from the sounds........

Fablon - pictures of my mother... MY mother are just for me, okay the lighting was good, the clothes very 70's and that copy of Rodox is no longer available.
Get yer own fotos of yer mum...

"I hear you mother..." sorry gotta pop into the Bates motel....
What about your grandmother? Does she still take out her teeth before sucking on the blackpool rock :twisted: ? Does she still wear those corsets that let her 90 year old breasts (slurp) dribble milk as the dangle like spent balloons :wink: ?
 
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General Melchett said:
I am a bad man, we all have a past......
You are depraved because you were deprived! Never done with a bint in wheelchair (never done with a bint come to that). Was she paralysed from the waste down? What an insensitive cnut! 8O
 
#17
Fablon...

Have you been looking through the wndow into my family's secret room??? The room that most folk wth a house have, called the front room...

Bugger I'll need to remember to shut the curtains..

Not NOW gran!!! I'm trying to type here, oh!!! yer teeth are in the jarrrrrrr it seems....
 
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Sparky2339 said:
Fablon...

Have you been looking through the wndow into my family's secret room??? The room that most folk wth a house have, called the front room...

Bugger I'll need to remember to shut the curtains..

Not NOW gran!!! I'm trying to type here, oh!!! yer teeth are in the jarrrrrrr it seems....
Dont hise yer gran from me. She wants it she does. She may no longer be a GWA but that m1nge still smells like a Grimsby fish trawler. And the taste oh the taste. Feel like some prawns now.
 
#19
She may be many things Fablon....

Certainly her Goretex ain't what it was - but she never was a Gwaaarrrr!!!

Okay at 90+ the purple/blue rinse needs the odd touch up....

Anyway, find yer own or dig up yer own!!!

Keep yer peepers and stuff away from mine!!!

I'm off to play the banjo to calm down... :x
 
#20
General Melchett said:
I knew my virtual pig board would come in handy one day.

Try this one.
Oh I don't know she'd look quite good with those wad catchers on her face after you deposit 2 weeks of unspent annual camp man fat over her face :wink:

Notice it's us RLC boys leading from the front on this one :twisted:
 

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