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A chinese couple get married. She is a virgin, Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.He climbs in next to her and tries tobe reassuring."My darling" he says "i know dis yo firss time and you berry berry frighten, i promise you, i give you anything you want, i do anything anything you want, Whatchou want? he tried to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "i want to try something i heard about, number 69" Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries...."you want...chicken wiff brocolli.

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