Virgin Mobile

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by desmond, Nov 13, 2010.

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  1. I have just spoken to a female in Jo'Berg about Virgin Mobile charges. I told them as Lt Col I am not taking any more shit from them. Waiting for incoming from said company. In the interim DO NOT buy any services from this company.
  2. I am a female working for Virgin Mobile in Jo'burg. I've just had a walt call claiming to be a Lt Col and gob off at me. I laughed at him and put down the phone.
  3. Dry your eyes princess! Whats your rank to do with it? Bet you've got a horse faced wife that likes to wear your rank as well cock
  4. Did you call him a Hat? :)
  5. nice to see advert at the bottom of the page is for virgin media!!!
  6. :) No. I called him a "civvy crap hat twat".
  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Er, this may sound like a stupid question but why use them then?
  8. Do you know where the on button is?
  9. How do you get the porn if it doesn't work?
  10. From the old wireless network.....keep up!
  11. Instructions please for those of us phone-technically-challenged!
  12. Never agree to another contract that long. Keep politely saying you only want a 12 or 18 month one. A company took my order for a 12 month contract I agreed it all at the end the slut said all the 12 month contracts had been extended to 18mth ones. It was too late to cancel she said and I'd have to post it back at my expense. I told her I wouldn't accept delivery within a few minutes and a chat to her boss it returned to the 12 months as agreed.
  13. My mate is the manager at the VM shop and got me a good deal hence the 24 month contract. Wonder if VM have a record of my phone porn habits....terrifying thought. My mate ran up £200 bill in a month on what he was told was unlimited internet*

    *always read the small print

    As this is the naafi....fucking balloon flying beard sporting rich cunt
  14. Your mates had you for a cunt.

  15. If you're a Lt Col, how come you've got a mate?