Checks calander ...... Dec 30th .......
Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
February has twenty eight alone
All the rest have thirty-one
Except in Leap Year, that's the time
When February's Days are twenty-nine
Didn't get paid? You are in for a well shite night tonight then, two pints then bed is it?
I myself will be spending a small fortune on my own weight in booze, cigars and ridiculously oversized pyrotechnics, and then will spend most of tomorrow suffering on the sofa wrapped up in my favourite '58 doss bag. Aaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaah! Unlucky kentucky!