vile things that youve accidentally done to yourself

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  1. :roll: I once blew so hard that it landed in my mouth. It didn't taste like pork either...I keep my mouth shut these days :oops:

    Just thought you'd like to know :twisted:

  2. I'm sure it was an "accident"...........
  3. Your secret is safe :wink:
  4. Got my cock stuck in a camel.......
  5. Joined the RLC

    It's late, I'm tired, I'll just get me coat.

  6. Accused myself of a series of brutal masturbatings?
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Was convicted of serial masturbating and sent to the spare room.
  8. Had a grand slam, but hasnt everyone one :?
  9. Snapped banjo string, anyone?
  10. Paid to see a Ben Stiller movie.

    God, I'm so ashamed.
  11. But were you sobber, Shaiba early 2003 on stag in ops room me to ops WO "can you cover the net sir while i go for a pony" ops WO "no worries son" 45 mins later a freshly showered and re clothed me turns up "Where the Fuck have you been" "didnt make it to the crapper and grand slamed sir" ops WO "oh er best you go sick in the morning then lad"
  12. YES IT WAS, DAMN YOU! :D What are you inferring?Ooooooh!
  13. He's inferring that you're a fudge packing, sperm loving homo. If you read between the lines, he's also offering you out.
  14. Okay then, I spat in my own pocket as well-not simultaneously, I might add.Has that helped? :D
  15. did get a bit over zelous once and caused a rather painfull blister....