vibrator

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jul 31, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A rickety old woman walks into a sex shop. She is having trouble walking and half hobbles and half hops over to the counter,
    She eventually makes it and holds on for dear life,
    She is says to the bloke behind the counter,“D-d-d-d-d-ooo yo-yo-you s-s-s-sell
    d-d-d-d-dildos-s-s“ ?,
    The bloke says “Yes madam we sell dildos, in fact we sell all sorts, in all shapes and sizes.“
    The woman says“ D-d-d-do yo-yo-you h-h-h-have w-w-w-wun th-th-that is sm-sm-small and b-b-b-black, s-s-s-six i-i-in-in-inches l-l-l-long but three i-i-i-i-inches th-th-thick?“.
    The bloke says“ Well yes madam we do, in fact thats one of the most popular models.“
    W-w-w-well c-c-c-c-can you t-t-t-tell m-m-m-me e-e how –w-w-w to t-t-t-t-turn –n-n-n the fu-fu-fucking thing g-g-g off f-f-f?.
     
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  2. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    OR THE IRISH WOMAN WHO TOOK HER VIBRATOR back to Ann Summers ?

    because it broke all her teef .