Viagra

phil245

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#1
Signs that the Viagra is still working:

At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.

Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.

When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "the tripod."

You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.

Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.

Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial.

Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc... lets you go to the front of the line...

Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.

You always lose limbo contests.

You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.

You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.


yeah I know that these are crap but they made me smile.
 

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