Viagra

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Signs that the Viagra is still working:

    At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.

    Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.

    When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "the tripod."

    You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.

    Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.

    Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial.

    Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc... lets you go to the front of the line...

    Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.

    You always lose limbo contests.

    You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.

    You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.


    yeah I know that these are crap but they made me smile.