Viagra

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Feb 11, 2013.

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  1. The woman asked the male pharmacist,

    "Do you have Viagra?"

    "Yes," He answered.

    She asked, "Does it work?"

    "Yes," He answered.

    She said, "Can you get it over the counter?"

    "I can, if I take two," He replied.
     
  2. I take half of one every day, it stops me pissing on my shoes!!
     
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  3. Why does Viagra last longer in Israel? Because they lick it until they can say "that is enough for the old girl".
     
  4. Interesting..... thanks for that.
     
  5. So interesting it kept you hooked for nearly 3 years?
     
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  6. They are giving the blokes in old folks homes homes a viagra a night now. It stops them rolling out of bed during the night.
     
  7. I love my 'Ignore Buttton'
     
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  8. I dropped a Viagra in an elevator once, the bloody thing would not go down