Viagra

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by oldbootneck, Feb 19, 2011.

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  1. Tesco have started selling Viagra so I went in to buy some; they said they required proof that I needed it, so I showed them a photo of the wife.:)
     
  2. A woman sees her doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
    The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.
    So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.
    She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."
    The doctor says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realise the pill was so strong, I'm sure the manufacturers will be glad to pay for any damages."
    "Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."