Viagra

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by CardinalSin, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Youth walks into a pharmacy and asks, "Do you sell Viagra?" The pharmacist said "Yes." The youth said, "Give me five packets then."
    The pharmacist said. "That's a lot there are four in every packet, and you should only take one a day, you are a young man why do you need Viagra?"
    The youth explains that he has arranged for five women to go round his flat for an orgy that evening and that he doesn't want to let them down.
    The following morning as the pharmacy opens, the pharmacist is confronted with the same youth. His penis is hanging out of his trousers, and it is red raw and sore and dripping blood.
    The pharmacist said. "What do you want?" The youth said. "Give me a can of deep heat muscle spray."
    The pharmacist said. "That's the last thing you want to spray on your cock when its in that state."
    "No." said the youth, "It's for my wrist, none of them turned up!"
     
  2. Nice one.