Viagra

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 1070F, Jan 3, 2009.

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  1. Fcuking hell!! Gobbled one of these the other night, and ive never fcuked so much in my entire life!! Trouble is, the "supply" was a one-off, any idea how i can aquire some more? What about the sex shop supplies? as good as the prescription type? Serious question fella's :twisted:
     
  2. Some of us don't need viagra.......you loser.
     
  3. Sounds obvious, but try your G.P :)
     
  4. I've tried them before, jesus! I was like a fcuking man possessed, well for about 5 minutes I was, then I shot my bolt and fell asleep in a wigwam.
     
  5. :oops: Your right mate, but i couldnt help it! Your missus is so fcuking ugly, i couldnt get wood, so it was a necessity you see?
     
  6. Hmmm all sorts of questions they like to ask as well. Not sure they'll prescribe to a fit healthy man that can get it up as normal anyway. I just enjoyed the boost :twisted:
     
  7. Visit egypt, they sell them OTC like mints in pharmacies.
     
  8. What sort of a man are you?!?!! You should be able to get it up however fcuking minging the bint on the receiving end is!!

    c+......could try harder.
     
  9. Standards mate, standards. Mine would have to be lower than shark sh1t if i went through with going through your uglier half
     
  10. Hmmmm. Don't worry, your bluff has been called. You can't get it up can you?? Bless. From now on I shall call you Mr Floppy :)
     
  11. Agreed friend. You shall be known as Husband of the ugly c unt! :p
     
  12. 1070F wrote

    Just tell him that your fed up of falling out of bed. :lol:
     
  13. :)
     
  14. No.....i've tried......still trying.......No, sorry, dont get it :?
     
  15. Nice comeback :D ( Scuse the pun )