Viagra. The elephant in the room.

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by TheIronDuke, Apr 21, 2010.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hello my little Chickadees.

    I do like the ARRSE. It is without a doubt, the most Testosterone fuelled place I post. And here in Old 'n Bold, I feel at home. Among friends as it were.

    So, how come my chums...

    We dont discuss Viagra?

    Lets face it, the sight of a girls nipple dont really do it past age 40. And we now have chemicals to help us, innit? We have Viagra.

    Is this a good thing? Or a bad thing? I'd put up a poll but I cant be arrsed.
     
  2. Is it true that viagra often renders you unable to cum if your life depended on it, despite having a raging horn?
     
  3. Interesting thread. Never tried V but would like to know noduf gen about it from those who've tried it, instead of the usual fnarr, fnarr comments that spring up ... ;)
     
  4. Captain V can produce side-effects, not the least of which is a head ache and a red face. So I am told. Cialis on the other hand (?) does not and lasts for up to 36 hours. So I am told. @cupoftea has a point, my friend tells me he has often satisfied his 'young lady' but had to defer looking after himslf until later.
     
  5. Surely, after the age of 40, girls don't have nipples. They have saggy pointy things that keep their belly warm. I don't think you can call them "girls" when they are over 40 either.

    Just an observation like.
     
  6. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    I've taken it twice and found the first time I had a horrible headache and not a lot of effect until suddenly I saw results I hadn't felt in a long time. Great to remind quite how throbbing one's wee fella can get again.

    No problems with the production of potential lineage - but over 40 and not really feeling the need for assistance from a blue pill.
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'm not ashamed to admit I tried it. At my age, other than lolly sticks and starch, it's the only thing that would help, but sadly I have a heart condition which means I can't use it without fear of a slight case of death. Not that it wouldn't be worth it.
    However, the one and only time I tried it, I had no problems 'arriving'. In fact, it was quicker than I expected, but still a reasonable time..
    It is available over the counter, just chat to a pharmacist at Boots. Not that I did that, mine was given by a 'friend'.
     
  8. Haven't tried it - yet.

    I tell myself it is because I am scared it will blow the stents out of my chest but I wonder if it is really the latest incarnation of the old "buying condoms" problems of old?

    Maybe I need to find a chemist with an old bloke behind the counter instead of the perky young blonde girls?
     
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It does have it's appeal, I confess.
     

  10. Sorry just remind me what age you were last birthday again slug my little spaniel eared friend.
     
  11. tryed the old V pill when i came back from lands far away,
    no side effects apart from the raging horn and multiple cum shots hours later
    :D
    we were both saw 4 hours later and had to wait a day before we could try another pill :D
    only slight problem was getting bonners for no apprent reason for a week or so after ..... just like school

    just to add I was 23 at the time so not really old,
     
  12. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    You think you've got problems? My son works behind the counter at my local pharmacy.
     
  13. I tried Viagra while ago, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for some days.
     
  14. TAXI for BB
     
  15. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    My dear chap you do indeed seem to be losing the plot.

    the drills are as follows.

    Walk up to perky young blonde counter assistant and say pack of viagra please, smile wolfishly and follow up with and what are you doing later my dear?