Viagra - over the counter

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Bedpan2zero, Feb 12, 2007.

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  1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6254813.stm

    Viagra will be available to buy, over the counter (without prescription) at some Boots the Chemists stores...



    ... as of 14th Feb (valentines day). Brilliant timing or what!!!

    :salut: just what you need to get your little soldier to stand to attention, or stop you rolling out of bed in the morning :sweatdrop:
     
  2. Don’t forget to declare it on the CDT paperwork
     
  3. There's cynical commercialisation for you!
     
  4. You dont need to declare it on CDT :sweatdrop:
     
  5. Boots shares rose sharply in response to the Viagra news.
     
  6. ha ha ha :thumright:
     

  7. Out of curiosity I asked the CDT, was told yes you do otherwise the lab will write you up for an unknown substance/undeclared medication. Will not get you kicked out but can get you on a watch list for more than the average number of tests.
     
  8. Im presuming that most - if not all - of the Army have been through CDT at least once in their career.

    Of course you declare everything prescribed or not that you take!
     
  9. £50 for 4, you can get it for £35 for 4 with a prescription from the quack! Not that I know firsthand of course... :blush: :blush: :blush:
     
  10. If you have a REAL need your doctor can prescribe it on the NHS for £6.50! If not why buy it?
     
  11. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    If you get a war pension and its a result of your injury you get it for nothing :numberone:
     
  12. i rub it in my eyes to make me look hard!
     
  13. I have a problem swallowing it. I get a stiff neck.
     
  14. I think that's only available on the NHS under very exceptional circumstances. If you have some sort of physical injury that stops the old boy working properly then you can get Viagra on the NHS.

    Otherwise, you have to prove to a psycho-whatsitsname that your inability to perform is causing you psychological harm. I don't think that your GP can certify this.

    You will probably have to go to the local VD clinic where you will exchange emarassed glances in the waiting room with a guy you know from work.

    Several hours after your appointment time, you will get to plead with some pony tailed tw@t who is young enough to be your son. He will try to convince you that, despite being married for 30 years and fathering 3 kids, you are actually a repressed homosexual and that 'coming out' will solve all of your problems.

    You will then deck him, get arrested and be up in court. It will be a slow news day and the fact that you can't get it up will be splashed all over the front page of the local rag, together with a near life size photo of yourself trying to hide behind the complimentary copy of 'Gay News' that was forced on you at the clinic.

    Your wife won't be able to take the shame as people snigger and point when you are out in public together so she will leave you and take the cat.

    You will live out the rest of your miserable existence surrounded by a growing pile of empty pizza boxes while occasionally wondering how in god's name the washing machine works.

    VIAGRA - IT ISN'T WORTH IT - JUST SAY NO

    (This post is a work of fiction. It does not refer to any person either living, or dead, or Sven. It especially does not apply to Ancient_Mariner who is as manly and virile now as when he was in his sixties and so would not require pharmaceutical assistance to pleasure his bitches. In any case the little blue feckers give him a splitting headache. Or rather they would if he needed them - which he doesn't. OK? Is that clear?)
     
  15. Viagra is for softies. :numberone: