viagra-is it really 36 hours of hard on action?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EAGLE1, Mar 25, 2007.

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  1. Ok I maybe going to some swinging joint soon.
    Here is the question- I have never needed nor taken viagra. Yet if I'm going swinging I might partake in a legally bought online bluey.

    So has anyone taken any and does it really stand up to the hype?
    Be honest.

    :sweatdrop:
     
  2. I've never used Viagra.

    Instead I suggest you try shagging attractive women? Then you won't have a floppy todger problem.
     
  3. You can get the stuff over the counter in some chemists now, Eagle. Personally, I find it always gives me a headache.
     
  4. Tell us what a parachute pilot is you decorated turd
     
  5. Join the crabs, then you will 'RISE ABOVE THE REST'. :strong:
     
  6. Fuckk off you retired doorman cuunt. :thumright:
     
  7. yeah but you know what a doorman is, we are all in wonder what a parachute pilot is and how you have the gaul to call yourself decorated with a 'GSM'

    Remind us who the cnut is?

    Bet you use Viagra because looking at the Mrs makes you heave instead of becoming aroused.
     
  8. Oh and don't forget to put all your watches on and walt off down the pub-faggot breath. Now shut the fuckk up in the back seat. Brain dead last word tosspot.
     
  9. I tried it but not being very good at taking tablets it got stuck in my throat, I ended up with a stiff neck.

    Yeah I know, on my way to the cloakroom.
     


  10. Now that is superb, being branded a walt by a walt.

    Whats a parachute pilot and why do you consider the GSM a decoration?

    Please answer?
     
  11. I believe that Mr Gregory was one of the brave men of the QCS
     
  12. got some in my eyes once...made me look hard.







    coat,door,slap from the doorman.....TAXI!!!!
     
  13. I do recall someone inventing a viagra cream, trouble was that once you got it on your hands your fingers went so stiff you couldn't feel enough to rub it on you c*ck.
     
  14. Oi Gregory GSM!

    1. The GSM is a medal (the give away is in it's name, 'General Service MEDAL) not a 'decoration.

    2. It carries no post-nominal entitlment, i.e. you can't put it's letters after your name.

    3. You're a walting cnut - you'd have to go to a swinggers party cos you couldn't get laid in a brothal with £50 sticking out your ARRSE!!!

    W@nker