viagra-is it really 36 hours of hard on action?

#1
Ok I maybe going to some swinging joint soon.
Here is the question- I have never needed nor taken viagra. Yet if I'm going swinging I might partake in a legally bought online bluey.

So has anyone taken any and does it really stand up to the hype?
Be honest.

:sweatdrop:
 
#3
EAGLE1 said:
Ok I maybe going to some swinging joint soon.
Here is the question- I have never needed nor taken viagra. Yet if I'm going swinging I might partake in a legally bought online bluey.

So has anyone taken any and does it really stand up to the hype?
Be honest.

:sweatdrop:
You can get the stuff over the counter in some chemists now, Eagle. Personally, I find it always gives me a headache.
 
#4
Tell us what a parachute pilot is you decorated turd
 
#6
minister_doh_nut said:
Tell us what a parachute pilot is you decorated turd
Fuckk off you retired doorman cuunt. :thumright:
 
#7
yeah but you know what a doorman is, we are all in wonder what a parachute pilot is and how you have the gaul to call yourself decorated with a 'GSM'

Remind us who the cnut is?

Bet you use Viagra because looking at the Mrs makes you heave instead of becoming aroused.
 
#8
EAGLE1 said:
minister_doh_nut said:
Tell us what a parachute pilot is you decorated turd
Fuckk off you retired doorman cuunt. :thumright:
Oh and don't forget to put all your watches on and walt off down the pub-faggot breath. Now shut the fuckk up in the back seat. Brain dead last word tosspot.
 
#9
I tried it but not being very good at taking tablets it got stuck in my throat, I ended up with a stiff neck.

Yeah I know, on my way to the cloakroom.
 
#10
EAGLE1 said:
Oh and don't forget to put all your watches on and walt off down the pub-faggot breath.


Now that is superb, being branded a walt by a walt.

Whats a parachute pilot and why do you consider the GSM a decoration?

Please answer?
 
#11
minister_doh_nut said:
Tell us what a parachute pilot is
I believe that Mr Gregory was one of the brave men of the QCS
 
#14
I do recall someone inventing a viagra cream, trouble was that once you got it on your hands your fingers went so stiff you couldn't feel enough to rub it on you c*ck.
 
#15
Oi Gregory GSM!

1. The GSM is a medal (the give away is in it's name, 'General Service MEDAL) not a 'decoration.

2. It carries no post-nominal entitlment, i.e. you can't put it's letters after your name.

3. You're a walting cnut - you'd have to go to a swinggers party cos you couldn't get laid in a brothal with £50 sticking out your ARRSE!!!

W@nker
 
#17
EAGLE1 said:
Ok I maybe going to some swinging joint soon.
Here is the question- I have never needed nor taken viagra. Yet if I'm going swinging I might partake in a legally bought online bluey.

So has anyone taken any and does it really stand up to the hype?
Be honest.

:sweatdrop:
Didn't do bugger, wrong word, .....f*ckall for me. Try a couple of Red Bulls or or the other blue boys, that are truly pipe hardeners, Zenegra 100
 
#18
Decorated former paratrooper, patrol expert and ex-RAF parachute pilot Andy Gregory, who is also trained in the application of psychology, brings to you Defence In Mind, the first military self help book of its kind. Written for all serving or ex-military personnel and ...

...Hi my name is Andy Gregory, a decorated former Special Forces soldier, qualified pilot, parachute pilot, plumber, used car salesman, I have 4 stars from my weekend job at McDonald's, I deliver a free property paper on Thursdays, fully trained in Social Psychology, Behavioral Psychology, Developmental Psychology, Individual Differentiation, Cognitive Psychology, Bio-psychology and Research in Psychology. I am a father of five children, successful singer songwriter and post traumatic stress and sexual abuse SURVIVOR. Will also suck cock for toffee

What a complete kunt! :winkrazz:

CC_TA
 
#19
I bought some through a trustworthy Polish internet source. I don't need it in normal circumstances you understand. My wife is however, not a normal circumstance, ugliness in its purest form.
I took a tab an hour before as recommended, didn't get a hard on, I started sweating like a rapist and swamped the bed, everything was p*ss wet through, so bad we had to get a new mattress. I should have read the packet with more care, the cunt had sold me Niagara!

Poles eh, bunch of c*nts!

My Grandad died on Viagra! The tablets did the trick though, we had to cut a hole in the coffin lid before we could close it.
 
#20
The stuff does SFA (sorry could not resist) if you have normal function. Some reckon that about 50% of the stuff sold on the internet is fake so a lot of punters get parted from their cash in return for not much more than a psychological crutch (Arrgh!). Might perform better though because they think they will.

Mind you this shows promise:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6495211.stm
 

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