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Viagra , dose it work ?

#1
Seen my doc today for a rotting toe nail and decided to try and get some Viagra off him as I thought it might be a laugh , I told him I really struggle getting a boner so rather than prescribe me a bag full of blue specials he`s sending me for tests the twat.

If your John Thomas is in good working order (mine is,honest) will they make any difference ?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#2
I took some once and it got stuck in my throat. I ended up with a stiff neck!!!!

I thank you, I'm here all week try the veal!
 
#4
Seen my doc today for a rotting toe nail and decided to try and get some Viagra off him as I thought it might be a laugh , I told him I really struggle getting a boner so rather than prescribe me a bag full of blue specials he`s sending me for tests the twat.

If your John Thomas is in good working order (mine is,honest) will they make any difference ?
It really helps your spelling !
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#5
We got bored one night in Kosovo so decided to snort some ground up Viagra that I'd bought from the local pharmacy.

Yes it works.

It raises your blood pressure something chronic though. If people tell you that you walk round with a 10 hour hard-on they're talking out their hoop though. You get a hard on as normal, and it subsides as normal. You can get it straight back up again if you get arroused, and again, and again.

My machy wagon got some action that night, I nearly ran out of blue-roll, and almost went down with dehydration.
 
#8
I took some for a laugh (honest!) a couple of years ago. His highness is correct; it doesn't give you a perpetual diamond-cutter (this would be bloody dangerous anyway). I found the side effects unpleasant; dilation of the blood vessels made my face flush and my nose felt congested for a couple of hours. I can see the attraction if one has a real problem, otherwise I can't see a compelling reason to take one again.
 

jarrod248

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#13
Seen my doc today for a rotting toe nail and decided to try and get some Viagra off him as I thought it might be a laugh , I told him I really struggle getting a boner so rather than prescribe me a bag full of blue specials he`s sending me for tests the twat.

If your John Thomas is in good working order (mine is,honest) will they make any difference ?
It's not available on the NHS unless you have certain conditions such as Diabetes, MS, Parkinsons disease and a few other things such as being a flid. Private prescriptions you'll probably find rather expensive.
 
#20
...... decided to snort some ground up Viagra.......
Yes I did read that right then. Learn something new about the human condition every day.

Cyclic, your sawbones has sent you off for tests because difficulties in the trouser department can tick boxes, amongst others, marked possible diabetic, thyroid going tits up, kidney or two on the way out, high blood pressure and sometimes the kind of stuff you really do not want to think about. Sadly a lot of blokes do end up checking out earlier than they should because they put erectile problems that are symptoms of something worse down to age, drink or the fact that the stunning creature they got tied up with now resembles Jabba the Hutt.

And yes it does work, or they would not sell so much of it. Most common side effect is a mild dull headache.
 

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