Viagra , dose it work ?

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  1. Seen my doc today for a rotting toe nail and decided to try and get some Viagra off him as I thought it might be a laugh , I told him I really struggle getting a boner so rather than prescribe me a bag full of blue specials he`s sending me for tests the twat.

    If your John Thomas is in good working order (mine is,honest) will they make any difference ?
     
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  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I took some once and it got stuck in my throat. I ended up with a stiff neck!!!!

    I thank you, I'm here all week try the veal!
     
  3. Don't forget to rub some in your eyes, it makes you look hard !

    I'll get me coat..........
     
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  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    It really helps your spelling !
     
  5. We got bored one night in Kosovo so decided to snort some ground up Viagra that I'd bought from the local pharmacy.

    Yes it works.

    It raises your blood pressure something chronic though. If people tell you that you walk round with a 10 hour hard-on they're talking out their hoop though. You get a hard on as normal, and it subsides as normal. You can get it straight back up again if you get arroused, and again, and again.

    My machy wagon got some action that night, I nearly ran out of blue-roll, and almost went down with dehydration.
     
  6. I tried it, I only got taller. Strange, that.
     
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  7. You want to get your other halves to check out the Viagra for women - its called Niagara.

    Anymore? We covered them all yet? No?
     
  8. I took some for a laugh (honest!) a couple of years ago. His highness is correct; it doesn't give you a perpetual diamond-cutter (this would be bloody dangerous anyway). I found the side effects unpleasant; dilation of the blood vessels made my face flush and my nose felt congested for a couple of hours. I can see the attraction if one has a real problem, otherwise I can't see a compelling reason to take one again.
     
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    We had a load of it nicked from the local chemist! Police are looking for hardened criminals.
     
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  10. You can buy it from the chemist without a prescription no problem, cialis as well but it's 42 quid for three pills.
     
  11. Heard it described as a Disney world effect.

    A two hour wait for a two minute ride.
     
  12. Viagra will F*ck your liver up a lot quicker than booze..True that....
     
  13. It's not available on the NHS unless you have certain conditions such as Diabetes, MS, Parkinsons disease and a few other things such as being a flid. Private prescriptions you'll probably find rather expensive.
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I tried to get some over the counter, the pharmacist asked me if I had a prescription, I said "No but would a picture of Mrs B&T help".
     
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  15. Hm! £14 a jump, cheap.