Normal SOPs in cases like this are to take a run-up, toe punt the dosser into an instant coma and lag on his doss bagThere's a bloke who goes begging outside my local B&Q. He is very intimidating and aggressive to female members of staff and public but different to the blokes. He has a variety of signs he carries around in a little trolley that he pulls behind a battered bicycle - one claims its his 30th birthday, another claims he lost everything to fraud and another claims he was in the army.
I once asked him what regiment of the Army did he serve in... His answer? The Royal Marines.
*Copyright "Geordie W", SoHo, circa 1992.