Very weird

old_fat_and_hairy

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#2
Nothing strange or bizarre about any of it. Just failed freemasons. Nothing to look at here.

Move along, go home.
 

B_AND_T

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#3
You put your left leg in, your left leg out.......where's my fcuking foot?
 
#4
Oh to be footloose and fancy free in Canada. er...
 
#5
When a Vancouver Sun reporter questioned the R.C.M.P. Commissioner about the lack of progress in this case, he replied, "My officers are treading carefully, we don't want to get the investigation off on the wrong foot".
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
Personally, I think it's all a load of cobblers!
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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#7
This one will run and run!




Is that my coat? Thank you.
 
#8
Police and coroners are trying to... discover if it is linked to the others found in the area.
How hard can that be? Either it's attached to the world's first human quadraped, or it isn't.










I shouldn't joke; I feel like a bit of a heel now. Let's hope the police can all keep instep on this and track down the arch criminal.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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#10
fas_et_gloria said:
Police and coroners are trying to... discover if it is linked to the others found in the area.
How hard can that be? Either it's attached to the world's first human quadruped, or it isn't.




I shouldn't joke; I feel like a bit of a heel now. Let's hope the police can all keep instep on this and track down the arch criminal.
I'm sure the police will stay on their toes, and investigate every ankle.
 
#11
"Police have said there is no evidence that the feet were deliberately severed or removed by force. "

So they were removed gently by accident?

I'll dip my toe into the water here and make a suggestion that its the type of footware causing the foot to float to the surface when seperated from the rest of the body.
 

B_AND_T

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#12
Bugger working in the lost property dept.
 
#13
Grownup_Rafbrat said:
fas_et_gloria said:
Police and coroners are trying to... discover if it is linked to the others found in the area.
How hard can that be? Either it's attached to the world's first human quadruped, or it isn't.




I shouldn't joke; I feel like a bit of a heel now. Let's hope the police can all keep instep on this and track down the arch criminal.
I'm sure the police will stay on their toes, and investigate every ankle.
You say that, but this has been going on for months: I begin to suspect that they're little more than an idle bunch of loafers, and bearing in mind the startling lack of humour in the interview responses, rather straight laced at that.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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#15
No, they'd think we were pulling their leg!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#16
Hip hip hooray! We can have a knees up!
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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#17
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Hip hip hooray! We can have a knees up!
with a fatted calf?
 
#19
I knew athletes foot was bad....but just how caustic is it to make your foot spontaneously eject itself into the sea?

I'm not risking wearing trainers again until someone does a thorough risk assessment!

...and I stand by that statement......albeit slightly lopsidedly!
 

B_AND_T

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#20
Were the trainers made by slashenger.
 

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