'Very strong thigh muscles.'

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunami, Aug 14, 2012.

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  1. No fucking pics, that was a waste of time.
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  2. A gyppo that can hold a 42" telly between its legs? Not sure I'd want pictures...
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  3. Must've been a brave man that retrieved the telly. Pity the poor sod who buys it tho', after it warms up a fishy smell pervading the room.
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  4. Possibly you don't want it.

    I did hear one story when working retail of a fat bint who was about 40 stone or more, who had a harness made up. She then walked into the store put a large electrical item on the floor waddled over it, and hooked up the harness, and walked out with it under her dress.
  5. HHH

    HHH LE

    This at the end of the piece is funny

    Read more: Thief arrested for shoplifting after hiding 42in TV under her skirt | Mail Online
  6. fu2

    fu2 LE


    is this her ?