'Very strong thigh muscles.'

Must've been a brave man that retrieved the telly. Pity the poor sod who buys it tho', after it warms up a fishy smell pervading the room.
No fucking pics, that was a waste of time.
Possibly you don't want it.

I did hear one story when working retail of a fat bint who was about 40 stone or more, who had a harness made up. She then walked into the store put a large electrical item on the floor waddled over it, and hooked up the harness, and walked out with it under her dress.