Very public denial of an affair.

#1
After Katherine Jenkins' very public denial of an affair with David Beckham on twitter i must confess too.
I must announce to all on arrse that i also deny having a torried affair with Katherine to.
It never happened & if it had and it didn't i would have posted pictures of going commando here first!
Hope that soughts things out once & for all.
 
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#6
Jarrod is not a nobody.
 
#7
I hope you don't mean Jarrod!
 
#9
Liverpool branch of 11H OCA wish to deny any 'goings on' with Sophia Loren.We were not aware she worked in the Saddle when we decided to meet there.
 

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#12
Jenkins or Posh, wow what a brain teaser. Nice knockers, lovely face, bet she can lick her eyebrows as well or a skinny pouting boot, no contest.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#14
I'd just like to make it plain that Cote De Pablo, Kate Middleton, Pippa Middleton and Katherine Jenkins have not (yet) stained the bed of Mr_Fingerz. Either singly, in pairs, or in toto.

I'm grateful for your time and am glad to have been able to clear up any misapprehensions.

I trust that you will now be able to go about your daily business unhindered by such worldly concerns.
 

OldSnowy

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#17
Wife: dark haired, skinny/anorexic, no tits, enough kids to give her a wizard's sleeve - and can't sing a note.

Totty: Blonde, big tits, no kids, and a fantastic singer.


Tough choice. Anyway, hasn't he moved on to Alexa Chung now (allegedly...)?
 
#18
Alexa Chung? shes fucking rats as well, basically a thinner more annoying version of his wife. I reckon posh sucks a mean cock why else would he stay with her?
 
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Wife: dark haired, skinny/anorexic, no tits, enough kids to give her a wizard's sleeve - and can't sing a note.

Totty: Blonde, big tits, no kids, and a fantastic singer.


Tough choice. Anyway, hasn't he moved on to Alexa Chung now (allegedly...)?
My bold ... all by C section, so not quite a wizard's sleeve, maybe a warlocks cuff. ;-)
 

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