Very public denial of an affair.

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  1. After Katherine Jenkins' very public denial of an affair with David Beckham on twitter i must confess too.
    I must announce to all on arrse that i also deny having a torried affair with Katherine to.
    It never happened & if it had and it didn't i would have posted pictures of going commando here first!
    Hope that soughts things out once & for all.
     
  2. I didn't fuck David Beckham either yer know.
     
  3. You sure? David's not denying it.
     
  4. So Katherines twitter is just a smoke screen for jarrods dirty goings on?
    Bet she now thinks it's a right bummer!;-)
     
  5. Reeks of an attention seeking slut of a nobody
     
  6. Jarrod is not a nobody.
     
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  7. I hope you don't mean Jarrod!
     
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  8. Liverpool branch of 11H OCA wish to deny any 'goings on' with Sophia Loren.We were not aware she worked in the Saddle when we decided to meet there.
     

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  9. You take that back Sir!
     
  10. What a nice pair, think i've seen them somewhere before!;-)
     
  11. Jenkins or Posh, wow what a brain teaser. Nice knockers, lovely face, bet she can lick her eyebrows as well or a skinny pouting boot, no contest.
     
  12. I'd fucking hose it till the police dragged me off.
     
  13. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I'd just like to make it plain that Cote De Pablo, Kate Middleton, Pippa Middleton and Katherine Jenkins have not (yet) stained the bed of Mr_Fingerz. Either singly, in pairs, or in toto.

    I'm grateful for your time and am glad to have been able to clear up any misapprehensions.

    I trust that you will now be able to go about your daily business unhindered by such worldly concerns.
     
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  14. Yes to cote, but pippa is so yesterday.