Very large Police Officer

#1
Now I admire the police for the difficult job they do and yes....cliche time my sister is a detective but surely this man needs gripping very hard indeed and sorted out. Get thin and fit or get another job. I assume he doesnt have some terrible injury gained on the job but does he never look in the mirror?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2336784/Is-Britains-heaviest-police-officer-Large-sergeant-seen-marshalling-protesters-NHS-rally.html
 
#4
According to a survey of 2,000 members of staff working for the Metropolitan Police, just 35 per cent were of normal weight with 44 per cent overweight, 19 per cent obese and one per cent morbidly obese.

Isn't that about the same figures as the "squaddies are fat fucks" thread a few days ago?
 
#5
Has he failed his TACOS?

If not, tough shit, wind your neck in.
 
#6
A one man road block.
 
#7
A desk jockey Traffic Officer.
 
#9
#10
Well put it like this, I wouldn't want the fat git landing on me during a Friday Night Free-for-All.
 
#11
There's PSNI bloke that is approaching that size. Affectionately known as "Constable Creosote". Nice chap, but not a great deal of use.
That is nothing.

Last year got kicked off a train at Woking station and instructed to head towards a seething mass of the pissed off being herded onto coaches.

There was an Asian female PCSO who was vast, absolutely huge, staggeringly so. Made this bloke look like a gazelle.

Can only imagine Surrey plod were a tad short on quota.....
 
#12
I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that under the Health and Safety and Road Traffic Acts he has to have "WIDELOAD" emblazoned across the back of that reflective Marquis he is wearing.
 

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#14
I don't believe most coppers can pass the BFT. Look at the amount of young lads on the 'what's your 1.5 mile time' thread clocking 14 minutes or so. Then consider that most coppers are big fat shaved apes or mardy dorises - neither of whom train. 12 minues at 8mph isn't really really hard, but if you're 40, eat chips, sit in a car all night and never run then I imagine it would be something of a challenge.

So I call bullshit.

Edited to add - I really don't understand how people get that ******* fat. I considered myself ******* gopping at 14st - to the point where I didn't want to look in the mirror... then I thought **** it, middle age spread isn't for me and got my ass to the gym.
 
#15
Look at the amount of young lads on the 'what's your 1.5 mile time' thread clocking 4 minutes or so.
Christ, that's impressive - has anyone told Mo Farrah?
 
#18
#19
I don't believe most coppers can pass the BFT. Look at the amount of young lads on the 'what's your 1.5 mile time' thread clocking 14 minutes or so. Then consider that most coppers are big fat shaved apes or mardy dorises - neither of whom train. 12 minues at 8mph isn't really really hard, but if you're 40, eat chips, sit in a car all night and never run then I imagine it would be something of a challenge.

So I call bullshit.

Edited to add - I really don't understand how people get that ******* fat. I considered myself ******* gopping at 14st - to the point where I didn't want to look in the mirror... then I thought **** it, middle age spread isn't for me and got my ass to the gym.
That bloke is undoubtably a fat ******.

But to say 'most' coppers are fat shaven apes is bollocks. Certainly not on my team.

I'm a chunky ****** and definitely won't pass the BFT these days, but then I don't need to.

Running 1.5 miles is irrelevant to their role, being able to sprint and then physically dominate someone when you get there is more important than tabbing, running distance or 'being slim'.

Racing snakes I work with often catch people very quickly if they run off......and also frequently get a slap or three when they get there. No point in that.

Though to be honest, even an 8 minute BFT merchant in body armour, boots, crap uniform and belt full of crap will struggle to catch an 18 yr old burglar in track suit and trainers
 

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