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Very big word

A bloke comes home one evening to find his live in girl friend packing.
"What's going on here?" he asked
"I'm leaving you - I've just found out that you're a paedophile!" says she.
"Paedophile?" says he, "Paedophile? - That's a very big word for a nine year old!"

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