Veiled mesage for Christmas

[Andy_Caps_Commando]

Cant wait to watch this on Christmas Day

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2489416,00.html

 

[DigitalGeek]

Cant wait! Smoked Salmon, Turkey, Christmas Pud and a Darth Vader impersonator on the telly spouting bollox

 

[offog]

Thats not her, that some one else.

 

[EX_STAB]

LEICESTER A Muslim woman who wears a full-face veil will broadcast her views to millions on Christmas Day when she delivers the alternative Queen’s speech for Channel 4.

Don't you get it? "Alternative Queen"? It's obviously a Goth bloke in drag!

 

[Conrad_Cock]

Certain I will be missing that, but she does have the right to put her opinion over, but to not force it on others.

 

[Von_Paulus]

Wow, she's bl00dy hot, hubba hubba

 

[Bravo2nothing]

In the imortal words of Catherine Tait......



What a load of sh1t!

 

[g2_loony_bin]

Empowering Muslim women my arrse!

 

[GuybrushThreepwood]

One more reason for me to spend Christmas Day supping the Christmas grog at my local

 

[The_Kurgen]

Yet another pathetic attempt by Channel 4 to be controversial.






Cack bl00dy cack !

 

[Goku]

Can we stone her when she's done?

 

[GuybrushThreepwood]

Can we stone her when she's done?

Lets hope she's mentions Jehova!

 

[MrsDarthspud]

How do you know its a her Goku??

Speech will be followed by the big afternoon movie..

Followed by the alternative, alternative message from Mandy

 

[DigitalGeek]

I've even put out an extra chair for her....

Now thats how to empower them!

 

[BoomShackerLacker]

As Sgt Bilko would say of those marketing people at Channel 4... genius, GEENIIIIUS!

...DOBERMAN, PAPARELLI, ZIMMERMAN... HEYAHEYUP!

 

[TankiesYank]

How do you know its a her Goku??

Speech will be followed by the big afternoon movie..

Followed by the alternative, alternative message from Mandy

Meanwhile, over on ITV in the same time slot:

 

[DRIVER_B_III_RASC]

If she comes round my house selling double glazing, I'll shut the front door and talk to her through the letter box, see how she likes it.

 

[Darthspud]

Time for my twopenorth'

Just when did MUSLIM'S start celebrating Christmas eh?
They come over here etc etc etc
tee hee

 

[RFUK]

Breaking news - She's cancelled the speech, packed her things and, along with every other muslim in the UK, gone away to live in a real muslim country.

Carlsberg don't make posts on ARRSE, but if they did...

 

[Conrad_Cock]

It says in the Mail that she will not be watching her own speech but, being as she is British, will be watching HMTQ.